I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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