Don't make out with my wife yet
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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