hell yes lets make some ravioli
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She told me I should be a condom model.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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