I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
