But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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