Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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