im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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