That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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