We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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