i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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