Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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