I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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