I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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