I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
this boner is exhausting
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
did you just send me my own nude
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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