You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
