Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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