Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
this hospital has no fireball
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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