thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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