doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Are we still banned from the library?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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