one two three fourrrrnication!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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