i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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