There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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