We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
