A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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