he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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