his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize