We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
