I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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