Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I love having hate sex.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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