I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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