Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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