My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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