Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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