My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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