16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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