I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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