We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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