My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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