at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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