with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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