can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She just used a chaser for red wine.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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