So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Mom said you looked used
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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