Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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