I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize