So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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