you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
