Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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