I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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