Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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