Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I don't deserve a penis
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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