Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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