he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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