from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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