I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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