Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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