Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
