question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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