never play flip cup with pint glasses
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Hippo gnu deer
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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