I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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